1982

Started playing the bass guitar.
Witnessed MTV.
Cousins dressed me up as Simon Le Bon of Duran Duran. First time wearing makeup and headband.

1983

Brother and I performed in 1st dance recital dressed as teddy bears.
Disneyland and Epcot Center.

1986

Trombone. Baseball cards.

1989

Joined first band, The Grodars.

1990

Brief stint on french horn

1991

Bass drum. High school marching band.

1992

Parent's bought camcorder.
Brother and I began making improv videos with camcorder.

1993

Driver's license. Geo Metro.

1995

Graduated high school, went to college.

1999

Graduated college. Video Production. Job at cable TV station.

2000

Acted in and edited 17 minute abstract sneezing video.
Submitted by friend for art school project.

2003

Brother and I started Johnny Headband.
Created music, videos and live performances.

2004

First Johnny Headband show at Small's Bar in Hamtramck.

2005

Performed my first impromptu abstract dance in public.

2006

Radio stopped working in car. Warranty expired.

2007

Joined rock & roll band Electric Six. Acquired stage name, Smorgasbord.

2008

Tour. Got perm. Stole shirt from my girlfriend's closet to wear on stage.

2009

Tour. Beard.

2010

Tour. Hair loss.

2011

Tour. Bought skinny jeans at Hot Topic to wear on stage.

2012

Tour. Electric Six van broke down. Rode in back of U-Haul for six hours to Saskatoon.

2013

Tour. Acted in short film, Victor.

2014

Tour. Victor is released and receives Vimeo Staff Pick!

2015

Tour. Acted in short film, Toilet Paper.
First nephew is born. Made plans to teach him about pizza and bass guitar.

2016

Acted in, and created sound design and music for AICP Open video.

2017

Acted in The Armed music video for their song Witness.

2018

Second nephew is born. Made plans to teach him to dance and bark like a dog.

2019

Radio still not working in car.